All I can hear him saying when seeing this is “It’s not for you, Jen.”
A Bit of Matt Berry: THINGS I WOULD DROP DEAD TO HEAR MATT BERRY OR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH READ…
“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral…
Agreed! Have you heard Benedict read Casanova’s diaries?
Oh yes! Someone posted a clip the other day! OMG! DEAD!!
“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral lioness…growling and scratching and biting…taking everything I dish out to her…..at that moment she is never more beautiful to me. ”
—Marquis De Sade
At this point, I don’t care who reads it (preferably BOTH) Either way, I need a moment…

MEN I WOULD CONSIDER CHEATING ON THE MISTER WITH. Notice I said cheat on, as in fling or at best very short term affair, NOT leave him for. I’d never leave him, lol. The shortest of the short list…



Tumblr: The Movie Trailer (by MrHammn)
This is too hilarious and all too true! LOL X’D

Is this like… writer porn?
YES OMG
I’M READY FOR YOU
JUST FUCK ME OKAY. FUCK MY BODY…FUCK MY MIND. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO BECAUSE I WANT THIS!!!!
THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING EVER WRITTEN
EVERYONE GO HOME.
Ok I’m torn between who I want to hear read this: Matt Berry or Benedict Cumberbatch.
Way to forget Colin Firth guys, really.
Our newest addition: Mr. Andrew Garfield *Diez*
P.S. Forgetting Colin Firth: For shame!
P.P.S. Umm, anyone else curious as to why Ryan Gosling is here… just saying… :-)
Uhm all four, equally

I am looking for a short piece of fan fic that crossed my dash perhaps as late as a month ago. It involved Sherlock confronting John about talking/shouting in his sleep for Sherlock to use cuffs and a riding crop on him. I can’t remember who posted it and I’m trying to find it. If anyone knows, please message me the link or the blog addy. Thanks!



































