I ended up watching Toast of London last night. I swear they have a mention of Benedict Cumberbatch in every episode.

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Having a martini(s) and binging on Toast!  Here, have a slice! 

Sidenote: Who’d fancy a handful of ‘Batch? ;)














I need use tube more times


Was that the creator of Tumblr

it’s like they are normal people or something, shocking.

I only know who five of these people are, but I felt compelled to add…

A message from Steven Toast…


It would be humble of me to say that I am still learning my craft. It would be humble – but untrue. Because I think I know quite a lot about my craft: the craft of acting. Benedict Cumberbatch said to me recently, “I don’t know how the fuck you do it.” It got me to thinking, “How the fuck do I do it?” I duly analysed my secrets of successful thespianship and present them to you here.

Be good at acting

Although largely forgotten now, the Jamaican actor Bennet Carnival was probably the finest Othello I’ve ever seen (excluding Lenny Henry). One of the original Windrush immigrants, Bennet had it tough when he first came to London at the age of 65. No sooner had he composed a jolly calypso tune onboard the ship, enthusiastically celebrating the joys of the capital, he found himself the victim of shocking racism. On searching for a bedsit in Notting Hill, he was greeted with signs on doors exclaiming: No Dogs. No Irish. No Bennet Carnival. This gentle man from a remote village, where even a simple amenity like running water was unknown (apart from rivers), was possibly the finest and most instinctive actor I have ever known. Paul Scofield, on seeing him in an early production of Lionel Bart’s Oliver! (in which Bennet was badly miscast in the title role) was moved to remark, “He’s really good at acting!” It was a lesson which I’ve always passed on to younger actors: be good at acting.

Don’t open that fourth bottle of wine

Every actor worth his salt goes onstage drunk at least once in his career. Presuming that you intend to tackle your role while inebriated for whatever reason – a grudge against the director, a bad review or contempt for the audience all count – I would regard 10 pints of beer as the absolute limit. Vodka I would restrict to a litre, and wine to three bottles max. Before teetering on, make sure you know where the audience are; to your right or to the left. Don’t be tempted to say hello to them. I did this once during a production of Uncle Vanya and found it impossible to get back into character afterwards. Also, make sure you’ve remembered which play you’re in. Early in his career, Richard Burton famously played the part of Abraham Slender, the foolish suitor to Anne in Shakespeare’s The Merry Wives Of Windsor during a production of Look Back In Anger. He was so pissed he actually thought he’d got away with it, but even an audience with a below average appreciation of the theatre would know there was something up when they see a Shakespearean character in full costume crowbarred into a 1950s kitchen sink drama.

Sex scenes: always pack an extra sock

I have never turned down a role because it required me to portray (or, in one case, to actually perform) a sexual act. Among the people I have portrayed “sex” with are Diana Quick, Amanda Donohoe, Hattie Jacques and Simon Callow (for a Comic Relief “skit”). People are usually pretty jealous when they hear that I’m about to take on a job which requires me to make passionate love to Diana Quick (in that particular case, an episode of Minder where I played the pompous brother of the posh bird to whom Terry took a liking), but I can tell you, it’s bloody hard work and usually not “sexy” at all. Every male actor knows that when he is contracted to perform a sex scene for a television programme due to be screened before the watershed, he should always take along three socks. One for each foot and one to cover the area which could cause offence if left unmasked. Some years ago, filming for Howards’ Way, I forgot the extra sock and was firmly told by both the director and my co-star to remove one from my foot and place it over my sex part. I protested that this would look ridiculous, but reluctantly complied. As a result of this hamfisted piece of direction and diva-like behaviour from my co-star, the series was not critically well received. A contemporary of mine at Rada, Ray Purchase, a notoriously homophobic actor who has gone on anti-gay marriage protest marches, has a unique approach to work where he is required to portray same-sex love scenes. Before playing the scene, he receives injections into his lips, face and, if his sexual organs are required to be on display, into his groin. These numb the targeted areas and make them unresponsive to touching by other men. I find this approach far too over the top.

Be careful what you endorse

You probably don’t remember Derek Sibling, but he was one of the best actors I have ever encountered. The brightest in his year at Rada, he trod out one of the best Henry Vs I’ve ever seen. All seemed to be going well for him, then, one night during an ad break, as I was watching the results of the 1983 general election, I saw a man bursting forth from my television holding his guts and promoting the benefits of a laxative. The man was Derek Sibling. From that moment on, Sibling was forever linked with the distinctly unglamorous process of evacuating the colon. His dreams of playing Hamlet, of being the next James Bond, of starring in his own family-based BBC1 sitcom, lay in tatters. Nobody is quite sure where Sibling is now, but he’s probably dead. Although I have advertised other products (sponges, honey, agent orange, private prisons, BT shares, poison) no offer (unless it’s a million pounds for a day’s work) can tempt me to promote laxatives.

Steven Toast – ‘Toast of London’ Channel 4



BBC Sherlock star, X Files actor and a host of other celebrities perform at charity event for the Reading Agency

Benedict Cumberbatch and Gillian Anderson
BBC Sherlock actor Benedict Cumberbatch and X Files star Gillian Anderson: clearly people of letters. Photograph: @Cumberbatchweb

Stars including Benedict…

Cool, is there video?

No, unfortunately there is no video, but Matt tweeted about his participation…


Honoured to be part of the Live Letters readers last night. Amazing readings from some beautiful cats. I read ‘From Hell’ letter (30secs)


Matt Berry, Benedict Cumberbatch, Peter Serafinowicz, and others are participating in a live reading of letters for charity on December 10th. What I would give to be there!

Neil Gaiman too.  I second you on wanting to be there.  Wouldn’t it be funny if Matt could talk Benedict into doing a cameo in Toast if it gets a second series??  (crosses fingers)

You know what the say, more than a handful is a waste.  Or is that mouthful?


To me, this is Sherlock’s sexiest scene. You can see the venom in his eyes. He has had enough of these reporters and journalists trying to pry into his life, trying to get to know him, when he prides himself on being unapproachable. He is unfazed by her advances and how low she is willing to stoop in order to get him to spill intimate details about his life. He humors her (which is dangerous), even seduces her into trying to figure him out. ‘Come on. I’m right here in front of you, open and vulnerable. Tell me what you see.' When she falls short like all the others, he swoops in for the kill, literally baring his teeth and telling her what he thinks of her, and the rest of the judgmental world. Unf.

I wholeheartedly agree with this!  And with Katherine Parkinson’s tie to The IT Crowd I feel I can blog the here and add…IT’S NOT FOR YOU, JEN!

Hope you enjoyed the food porn…




Now imagine your fave celeb serving you brekfast in bed…. Aww


Girl you just don’t know…

We should start a meme. A pic of your crush and the food you want them to serve you in bed!

Got it….

I have always wanted to try a full English breakfast.  Only thing missing is the tea. After breakfast we’d have to do something to work all those calories off though, lol.

I call this Life Runiers With Cigars.

I call this Life Runiers With Cigars.

All I can hear him saying when seeing this is “It’s not for you, Jen.”

With regard to that last photo, I couldn’t help but notice the background….lol.

With regard to that last photo, I couldn’t help but notice the background….lol.




“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral…

Agreed! Have you heard Benedict read Casanova’s diaries?

Oh yes!  Someone posted a clip the other day! OMG!  DEAD!!


“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral lioness…growling and scratching and biting…taking everything I dish out to her…..at that moment she is never more beautiful to me. ”

Marquis De Sade

At this point, I don’t care who reads it (preferably BOTH) Either way, I need a moment…